Jonathan Ball voluntarily behaves link a psychopathic, insulting, troll, who not only can never support his claims, but rather specializes only in personal insults, voluminous vulgarity, name-calling, distortions of others' posts, and vicious personal attacks of unimaginable dimensions, and more recently, forging other peoples' newsgroup postings. He behaves, arguably,like the most vulgar, offensive, mentally-disturbed, psychopath on the Internet -- quite an accomplishment considering the number of loonies with computers. Part 1: Vulgarity Index Part 2: Pearls of Wisdom Part 3: Insultorama ================== Part 1: Vulgarity Index Here are some of his greatest hits: Results of searches on Google Groups: (JAN 2004) word times on server ass 1030 dumbass 110 asshole 565 assholes 111 asswipe 116 bastard 89 bitch 411 bitches 9 bonehead 121 boneheads 7 bullshit 2090 bullshitter 11 bunghole 123 chickenshit 72 cock 175 cocksucker 165 cocksuckers 1 fuck 1490 fucks 64 fuckwit 1840 fuckwits 53 fuckwitted 793 fucknuckle 8 fucked 239 fucking 1300 fuckin' 15 fucking idiot 175 fuckwad 47 fuckweed 10 dumb fuck 141 dumb fucks 9 dumb shit 82 cousin fucker 14 cousing fucking 1 goddamned 249 hell 686 horseshit 150 idiot 827 idiots 149 imbecile 35 jerk 181 jerks 29 jerk off 66 liar 1500 liars 185 moron 501 morons 58 motherfucker 16 motherfuckers 2 motherfucking 13 nazi 224 nazis 159 nitwit 524 nitwits 29 pig 212 pigs 199 pig fucker 6 piss 339 prick 64 pricks 6 redneck 257 rednecks 21 ratweed 75 retard 21 retards 2 sack-o-crap 35 scum 82 scumbag 79 shit 1340 shits 24 shitbag 574 shitbags 59 shithead 27 shitwipe 127 shitwipes 21 shitty 381 shitwad 8 sleaze 99 sleazy 579 slag 133 slagweed 56 filthy slag 32 slut 95 sluts 2 filthy slut 23 Slutweed 104 stupid 2770 twat 162 twats 7 whore 212 whores 18 You're a moron 320 You are a moron 10 You're an idiot 200 You are an idiot 53 You're an asshole 15 You are an asshole 5 You're full of shit 36 You are full of shit 14 ================== Part 2: Pearls of Wisdom These are direct quotes; powerful insight into noBalls' mental processes. [This section is several years out-of-date.] If the litigation lottery whores - plaintiffs - and their pimp shitbag lawyers hadn't corrupted the torts system, we might have more common courtesy. It's nothing but a bit of schoolyard namecalling. I comment and opine. I never rant. Because I'm far smarter than you give me credit for, Shitbag. Because unlike you, I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. Your sole purpose in life is to try to attack someone. You are unethical beyond belief. What about me? I am scrupulously honest. I'm a libertarian. They are outside civilized society. You have shown yourself to be undeserving of civility. I am ethical, and you fundamentally are not. They are an insult to the intelligence of everyone. A big reason I learned from it is precisely *because* I always accepted moral responsibility for it. Highlands of Scotland: Two good farms up there could feed everyone in Africa! Beans, melons, tropical fruit, the whole cornucopia! Three square meals a day. Hell, even the toolsheds on that Scottish farmland are so productive, they could give everyone in Africa and Asia an 18-speed all-terrain bicycle, and another one exclusively for Sunday excursions. The U.S. alone has more than enough farmland to grow feed for livestock *and* to grow enough food to feed everyone in the world who currently is chronically hungry. It wasn't a serious comment deserving a response. The bullshit meter screams every time a post from you appears. You are genuinely evil. That's really good, coming from you. Why don't you just admit you don't get it. You've never debated anyone, zero. You wouldn't survive a high school debate. You're just too sleazy and dishonest to admit it, even though you reveal it time after time. Out of a sense of obligation to his fellows, in a normal, healthy, morally and intellectually adult manner. Man lives in society, period. To do so requires that he recognize his responsibility, at a minimum, for refraining from impingeing on the rights of others. A responsible person never needs to be told not to play his stereo at high volume in the middle of the night. He does it because he understands that acting with consideration towards his fellows is in part the definition of what is good. People like Derek give evidence of having zero qualification to speak on moral issues. You are little better. No, I mainly have special insight into perpetually angry clueless urbanite lesbian pipe fitters. I'm a very ethical person, as you already well know. Why wouldn't you imagine that a person could owe responsibility - self-restraint - to his fellow man? There are behaviors that would in no way be objectionable if no one else were around, but which become so by virtue of living in society. I suppose I should defer to one selfabsorbed moral zero's interpretation of another moral zero's bullshit. Homo sapiens sapiens has *always* been a meat eating species, as were the proto-human species immediately preceding him. There is simply no valid dispute on this point in the archeological and anthropological scientific communities. Restraint is what one practices because one recognizes that one *owes* it to others. ...human societies need laws, with force behind them, rather than being able to count on the maturity and responsibility of humans to be sufficient to regulate their behavior. You are too gutless, too ball-less, ever to admit in public that you did something wrong. A person with true moral grounding would honestly look to see if he is morally accountable for things, good and bad, and be honest with the world on both accounts. Bullshit. Support your claim, or withdraw it. The number of people who eat a vegetarian diet has held steady for decades Your whole "raw foods" philosophy is about as whopping as whoppers get. If you're going to make a numerical claim, you need data, period. ...almost no one can stay on the "raw vegan" diet for more than a few weeks. You don't know what you're talking about. I have no particular interest, intellectual or otherwise, in doing that. RAW: food faddist dream that will peak in less than 18 months No, it is not "just" calling people names. The name calling is a very minor part of it. Only insane people grin when there's no one there to see it. It's a pretty sad commentary that you consider lying and being completely unethical to be "fun". He makes errors like this all the time, and he never, ever has the integrity and self confidence simply to admit, "I was wrong". Prediction: Out of ego and stubbornness, you'll insist that it's correct. You are just amazingly stupid. You're too stupid and egotistical to admit you are wrong. Bullshit. You're spouting unsubstantiated bullshit. And a clearly faulty sense of ethics. Why?! Why are you interested in what our supposed "natural" diet is? It's a concept that provides you with some sort of emotional, as opposed to rational, satisfaction. I'm not opposed to honest inquiry. I'm opposed to your transparently dishonest inquiry. I think you're just mouthing platitudes that you *want* to believe are true, but you have no evidence for them. You're completely incompetent to say that. Clearly, the drugs are not *toxic* to humans, in general, or they wouldn't have passed the tests. Furthermore, every time you use the word "natural", you're spouting bullshit. Man has been eating meat, whether scavenged or hunted, for over 2 million years. That is far more than enough time for an evolutionary adaptation to have occurred, *assuming one was needed in the first place*. Most often, those "issues" are simply needlessly provocative posts by asshole trolls like you. It involves a degree of abstract thinking that they can't do. That quote is going to hang around your neck like two forty pound sacks of manure. You stink. There's no such thing as "acute malaise". Value judgments and statistics from clinical studies don't mix. Children either are or are not suffering from increased obesity. All "vegans" are lying when they declare there are no animal parts in their food. You're a chickenshit, mealymouthed liar, and you have no ground to be complaining about anyone else lying. I've never lied here. No one cares. You're a goddamned hypocritical unethical shit, and you have no business lecturing anyone in the world on ethics. If there were any justice in the world, you would be prohibited by law from posting in usenet. Sure. I was mistaken. But I didn't lie. > Furthermore, I don't obsessively slander everyone I engage on Usenet, JB> Nor do I. Get the fuck out of usenet. You are too stupid to participate here. Your depravity and dishonesty are bottomless. And strange to say, my entire adult career has been as a computer programmer. Thanks for the encouragement. I've considered it, not least because mentally and spiritually, it might keep me close to my grandfather, gone for over 30 years. Also, I like being outdoors, and I like to eat game I only know two true vegetarian, and neither is pale or skinny [Indian immigrants] You have had zero impact in these newsgroups, except to waste time The point is demonization, demagoguery,and self justification for the unjustifiable. The point is to attempt to cling, desperately and frantically, to your comfortable sanctimony But those of us with our eyes open no longer believe in your good intentions. He sees that fundamentally, in your blind hatred, you are entirely dishonest. It doesn't surprise me that you aren't aware of it. You're being juvenile. You can't conceive of having any other mind, so yes, humans are the only creature with a mind worth having, if you're a human. You don't have much imagination, do you? Did you take too many illicit drugs when you were young? Not enough? Those people are insane. Maybe not clinically insane, but insane all the same. I have three cats. They never smile. I haven't lied, you sniveling little chickenshit. I understand it just fine, you arrogant fuck. My education exceeds yours by plenty. It means, ratguts, shut your fucking mouth about what someone thinks about, unless he asks you for your opinion. It's an "I know better than everyone else" arrogant snort. No, I keep drawing the correct inference, based on the stuff you witlessly reveal. Political debate doesn't follow the rules of formal logic. One may correctly infer conclusions from things that aren't said, or from the wording of things that are said, particularly in certain contexts. That's much better suited to your meager talents. Morally and logically insignificant. Complete zero, like the dope who wrote it. He doesn't understand logic at all, nor much of anything else. Ad hominem. You fucking swine. You stink. Red herring, strawman, or just plain bullshit; take your pick. You tell quite a lot of lies. Show your data, Slick. You are 79% (bad) style, and only 2% substance (the remainder is inert gas). Your analogy stinks, as usual. You can't show that. You have no way of knowing. You are unbelievably dense. It's a lie. It's all you do now. You are a chronic liar. Unsupported wishful thinking. You're fucking with the language. You're fast degenerating to a hack. You're lying. You are a chronic liar. Maybe you can tell us how they slid into utter incivility, then. Your making an exception for her is not being honest about your beliefs. No, it depends on whether or not one is honest. I like the people... Speculating from the comfort of my office, I'm willing to believe that a typical "vegan" diet probably does kill fewer animals than a typical omnivorous diet. But "vegans" want to make much of the magnitude of the difference, and if they're not going to measure, they're entitled to make no claims about it. I oppose illogic and unsound beliefs. You are unable to defend your beliefs. It's primitive in the sense that you use it as an unexamined axiom, without ever demonstrating that it deserves that status. And it's primitive in the sense that you cling to it out of a primitive emotional impulse. You just don't know what the fuck you're talking about on anything, do you? And you are the one who lards every post with some vulgar sexual reference. You're always making incredibly tasteless and vulgar sexual references. But having rigidly defined notions of correct thought, which you wish to impose on others, is not. I was alive in the 1950s - b. 1952 Maybe you ought to check your memory. And don't feel a need to provide us regular posters with kindling to satisfy our regular need to flame someone. Pure ad hominem. You are not abiding by any principles at all. But we are not free to do to or with them as we wish. We have moral obligations to animals. I mean, you aren't even making a pretense of elevating your level. It's impossible to show the harm that comes from people eating the non human animal of their choice in private. You've demonstrated basic numerical illiteracy. I've had graduate level econometrics classes. You're the biggest moron in the newsgroups, hands down. You need to learn to support your claims a lot. Your disagreement is dishonest to the core. I don't believe that without supporting evidence. I was in an economics doctoral program at UCLA in the early 1980s. I withdrew from it without obtaining my Ph.D. Oh, christ. You are, hands down, THE MOST doctrinaire poster here. Er...what you said was a sleazy equivocation. That's getting to be your stock in trade. You are, instead, a believer, and your familiarity with this kind of stuff is the same as a Catholic kid going to catechism. You're just trying to impress the priest. Your opinion is wortless.[sic] You haven't really demonstrated that to be a fact. It's based on a lot of unsupported assumptions you make. Something you haven't even attempted to demonstrate. It's a blind faith religious belief. Based on their inability to define the word meaningfully, they then are unable to draw a meaningful line. You're just pissed off that I proved you to have no logic skills whatsoever. What made you think you could just fabricate something like that? In the absence of documented instances, those remain nothing more than enduring literary motifs. There are plenty of good reasons to hate them, nitwit. ...and you...well, your past performance here speaks for itself. People with any humility at all don't brag about their intelligence,... Mamma Mia! You are simply unbelievable! Unfortunately, despite their low credibility, they count. We can't wish them away. You're a lying partisan hatemongering asshole who's deliberately blinded himself. The problem is your willful blindness and deliberate, sleazing dishonesty, scumbag. Pathetically weak dodge. You really are a nitpicking dunce. I've explained as well why that's a bogus difference. It's a lawyerly hairsplitting. I think you perhaps are being deliberately disingenuous. Because an "industry" is made up of the people who work in it, not to mention their customers. "Industry" doesn't do things; people do. Really, really bad dodge. Speaks for itself. And you. Badly. ...and in recent posts you've shown a disgusting willingness to personalize the debate. In short, I can't think of a single dimension in which you might conceivably try to delude yourself into thinking you're superior. You're going to reply, if at all, with some really crappy whines about "honesty" and "ethics", but you've shown your own to be something you'll happily jettison just for the dirty pleasure of lashing out at someone. You don't really have ethical standards. "Industries" are not capable of being moral and ethical, Slick. People are. It's *his* bullshit, and he likes it. You falsely accuse him of being in favor of what you oppose. This is nothing but juvenile revenge with you. You are a chronic liar. Hence, logically, a lie of omission. He is plainly a lunatic. Intellectual freedom is the right not to have a totalitarian shit like you dictate what or how one thinks. Period. Goddamn, don't you ever do a little checking before running your mouth? I think anyone who eats meat *should* try to choose meat products that were obtained from animals raised in more rather than less humane conditions. If there is no moral meaning to it, then no one is doing anything wrong in trying to stop it. That's a shameful dodge. Effectively, you do nothing but run your mouth. Every forum needs a clown. He merely wants to beat up on "vegans", a group he dislikes, because they don't support *his* choice”. I tailor it to intellectual level of the target. I'm pretty sure that particular tactic brought a smile to the lips of just about everyone. ... UNLESS you feel that your arrogant belief in the correctness of *your* views entitles you to override the views of those who disagree with you. Her basic dishonesty, compounded by her dishonest [sic] about her dishonesty, never ceases to amaze. ================== Part 3: Insultorama And here are some of his personal attacks: Direct quotes of Ball's from Google Groups postings. 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